just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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