thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
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he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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