ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
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I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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