brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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