I'm jealous of your bromance
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
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You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
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you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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