if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
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We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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