We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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