this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
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there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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