It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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