oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
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I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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