Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
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Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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