Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize