You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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