Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
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we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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