carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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