I bet he comes in French.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
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I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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