I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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