sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
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future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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