would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
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What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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