at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
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mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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