Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
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What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
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Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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