honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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