grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
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HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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