"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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