Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
someone owes me an orgasm
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
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The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
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I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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