OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
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I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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