you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
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I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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