If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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