kristin has been a bad kristin
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
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Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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