I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
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Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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