I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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