real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
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omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
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Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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