Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
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my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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