Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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