this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
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Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
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May the power of my ass compel you!!
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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