How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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