idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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