I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
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I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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