Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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