So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
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I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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