the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize