South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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