So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
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She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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