Don't you send me to vm
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
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at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
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