"it" just moved
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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