all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
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I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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