so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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