I showed him my bush... on skype.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
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I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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