"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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