he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
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I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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